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Post by dbz3333 on Dec 8, 2004 15:35:05 GMT -5
Any funny moments that've happened to you or that you've seen on a movie, just post here.
(From Ron White they call me "Tater Salad")
Folks, I got a question for you all tonight. Why does a pair of sunglasses cost more than a 25 inch color television set? I walked into the Sunglass Hut the other day and saw a pair of glasses I liked. I didn't like them, really I don't, I LIKE em'. 319 dollars. I told the cashier, and this is true, that two weeks ago I got a 25 inch color televison set from Wal-Mart, 218 bucks. Then i asked him very nicely, " How do you sleep at night ya little prick?" And then he said, " Well apparently sir you don't get it." *Stands silent for a few seconds* "I'm listening. "These glasses eliminate %100 of all, U.V. rays." " Well apparently you don't get it. This thing picks up and decodes a digital satelite signal from outerfu**in space!!" Then I found out they came with basic cable and felt like a d*** head. Braveheart, BAMM!!! lmao
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Post by dbz3333 on Dec 18, 2004 15:12:51 GMT -5
*sigh* If you guys want me to post more, then I will.
If you call fast food hitting a deer at 60 miles an hour in your pick up truck, you might be a red neck.
Sorry I'm out of ideas for now havn't seen anything funny in a few months so ya..... But I will have stuff after christmas I'm getting blue collar comedy tour YAY!
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Post by yurakazuki on Jan 14, 2005 14:27:25 GMT -5
If you think N' Sync is where your dirty dishes are, you might be a redneck.
If the tires on your truck cost more than your truck, you might be a redneck.
If you've ever had your nipple bitten off by a beaver, you might be a redneck.
If you've ever opened a beer during a (sounds like You la g), you might be a redneck.
If you take your dog for a walk and you both use the tree at the corner, you might be a redneck.
If you think a 401K is your mother in laws bra size, you might be a redneck.
If you keep a fly swatter on the front seat of the car so you can reach your kids in the backseat of the car, you might be a redneck.
If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.
If you've ever been accused of lying through your tooth, you might be a redneck.
If you work without a shirt on and so does your HUSBAND, you might be a redneck.
If an episode of Walker Texas Ranger changed your life, you might be a redneck.
If you've ever worn a tube-top to a funeral home, you might be a redneck.
If you have ever ridden an electric floor buffer, you might be a redneck.
(The dude goes, "Wait wait wait! Tequilla was envolved get off me." Then Jeff goes, "Wonder how many times his wife had said that..."
If you've ever emptied the back of your pick-up truck by driving backwards really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck.
If you've ever used a bar-stool for a walker (Ron raises hand), you might be a redneck.
If you think Silence of the Lambs is what happens when Larry walks out to the barn, you might be a redneck.
If there is an electronic singing fish in more than 3 rooms of your home, you might be a redneck.
If you missed fith grade gradutaion because you had jury duty, you might be a redneck.
If you think fast food is hittin a deer at 65 miles an hour, you might be a redneck.
If someone tells you you have something in your teeth and you take them out to see what it is, you might be a redneck.
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side, you might be a redneck.
If you where a dress that is strapeless with a bra that isn't (larry raises hand), you might be a redneck.
If you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said "Concentrate", you might be a redneck.
LMFAO hope you find this funny as I do it took me half an hour to type it.
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Post by Jinny on Jan 15, 2005 19:04:04 GMT -5
LMAO! XD
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Post by yurakazuki on Jan 15, 2005 20:20:03 GMT -5
You can find all that from Jeff Foxworthy on Blue Collar Comedy Tour the movie its like the very last part.
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Post by yurakazuki on Jan 31, 2005 15:41:36 GMT -5
Around here my name is Yura Kazuki (kaz uh ki not kazooke) but around sis its YURA BITCH!!!  |
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Post by geekyhigh on Feb 16, 2005 13:30:43 GMT -5
LOL
My name around my little sis is Wack you in the groin, or shin
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Post by Dom on Feb 28, 2005 15:57:14 GMT -5
www.flashplayer.com go to page twenty five for movies and watch When Hillbillies Get Mad parts 1 2 n 3
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