Shizumi Has a Camera! Oh the horror!

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(OKay in this the girls have different clothes cause they're in our era and are ones that wear different stuff, besides Shizumi)

Shizumi: Camo jeans, light blue short sleeve shirt.

Karou: Blue jeans, white shirt w/ short sleeves.

Megumi: Blue skirt, blue shirt.

Misao: Blue jean shorts, blue shirt w/ purple at the ends of the sleeves.

Chapter 1: Run! It's a camera!

Everything was quiet then Shizumi ran... er, 'bounced' in. "Hey ya! Guess what I gots a camera!" she said holding up a silver and black video camera.
"Oh no! Look yourselves in your rooms! Shizumi has a camera!" Sano said and ran off.
Shizumi ran after him, "Hey wait! I need some more help understanding how it works!" she cried out. She started beating her fists against his bedroom door. He peeked out once, Shizumi was sitting indian style on the floor pouting, her arms crossed.
"Fine I'll read the manual thingy," she said got up and opened the door to her room which was right next to Sano's room.

A few minutes later...

Everyone, not including Sano who was just walking downstairs, was talking when they heard the loud sound of Shizumi playing her eletric guitar in victory. It had also startled Sano so he fell down the stairs (don't worry he's fine). So everyone ran up the stairs to tell her to stop it, but then stopped outside her door. There was police caution tape all over it with pictures scattered about and wooden sign with her name in kanji. The pictures consisted of: Sano sleeping, Megumi and Karou fighting over Kenshin, Aoshi drinking tea (don't ask me), Misao on super sugar high, Kenshin's oro face, Karou whacking Sano with her bokken, Yahiko getting whacked, both Yahiko and Sano screaming like girls, Hiko whacking Kenshin, Karou drunk, Notaru sleeping, Kain sleeping, some guy no one reconized which made Sano jelous, Sano drunk which looked like he was chasing Shizumi at the time, a moment where Shizumi was whacking Megumi, and Shizumi beating a drunk Saitou with a frying pan.
Shizumi opened the door, "Oh hi everyone! Like my door?" she said and edged her way through, her video camera in hand.

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Chapter 2: Blackmail Material A.

It was a few days after Shizumi gotten her camera, Shizumi, Megumi, Karou, and Misao where either sitting on the floor or the couch all were desprately trying to quiet thier giggling when the guys walked in. "Oro?" Kenshin said and his eyes almost popped out of his head, he was on the TV doing the moonwalk! Then Shizumi appeared on the screen, "Oh my God! He's moonwalking!" she was whispering, "I really hope Aoshi sees this someday." The screen blacked out and then there was Sanosuke attempting to skateboard, he then 'kissed' the pavement, and the camera turned to Shizumi again. "Ouch! Bet he'll feel that in the morning." Then there was an angry yell heard from another direction. "Oh no! He's going to kill me!" she said in a fakely dramatic voice, "Tell what's-his-face I love him! And in my will I'm leaving everything to Sano... whoa!" She said getting knocked over, her camera falling to the ground.
Sano picked up the camera and grinned evilly. "Wow! I never knew he could master the art of an evil grin! On to more important matters though, GIVE ME MY CAMERA YOU FIEND!" she yelled now seen running. The camera turned to Sano, "Hello, my name is Phyco Control and... "Shizumi knocked him over grabbing her camera back.
"Gotcha!" she said giving the camera her colgate smile and the scene faded out.
Shizumi removed the tape and looked over at the guys, "I know don't cha' just looooooove my camera!"
"I was doing the MOONWAlK!!!!!" Kenshin yelled and started foaming at the mouth.
Shizumi motioned the rest of the girls out and walked up until she was two feet from Kenshin. "BAD DOGGY TAKE YOUR PILL!" she yelled in his face and also ran off, taking her beloved camera with her.

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Chapter Three: The Guys Retaliate! ...almost

The next day Kenshin and the rest of the guys began to plan their revenge, though Aoshi had no idea why he was helping them because he wasn't blackmailed.
"Aoshi, did you bring the videa camera?" Kenshin said.
"Yes." Aoshi said, and held up the camera.
They were all disturbed from their plotting by Shizumi coming down the stairs singing "Love Shine" from DDR Extreme. She decided to pouce on Sano.
"Hey! Fishbone dude!" She said and poked him.
"Did you forget that I live here?" Sano said confusedly
"No I was just bored and wanted to say "hi" for no reason, so I took the liberty," the neko said, "so watcha' doing?"
"Nothing."
"Riiiiiight." and she sat down on the arm of the couch watching them.
"Uh, Shizumi do you mind?" Kenshin said.
"No I don't mind because I know that you know that I know that you're planning something," she said like it was obvious.
"WHO TOLD YOU?!" Kenshin panicked.
"I believe I told me."
"Why did you tell you?" Sano asked.
"I had to tell me I made myself tell myself."
"Oh... Hey! That made no sence!"
"Of course it did, your tiny brain was just too baffled to know."

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Chapter four: More Blackmail

"I'm not stupid!" Sano yelled.
"How do you know? Huh?" Shizumi taunted.
"...."
"Ha!"
Inncoherent muttering.
"You can say something any day now."
"...."
"I'll give you five more minutes."
There was more silence and Shizumi looked annoyed, but then....
"Ah, yes now I remember!" she said, "Hey other peoples!!!!!!!!!" Misao, Kaoru, and Megumi came down the stairs.
"May I present to you from the mind of myself and the other girls... some stuff that we think sounds like nails on a chalkboard!" Shizumi said and stuck a tape in her stereo. Then it started playing someone singing so horribly that no one could even tell what song they were singing. Next the guys heard a very familiar voice. "Ah, Kenshin if only you had never sang in the shower, here I am sitting outside the door probably going deth just to record this at my house. Remember when you and Karou and the everyone else came to my house, well Sano didn't have to come cuz' he already lives here, without paying for anythign may I remind you?"
Kenshin's eyes widened when the tape ended, but Shizumi did not stop there, no she got up and put a tape in the VCR right after that. Shizumi appeared on the screen first. "And this is probably going to be my most unblackmail-like tape of all, but all righty here it goes." The camera played Shizumi's movement through the house.
"Okay all I can say is you better be happy this isn't blackmail guys, cuz' this is going to be my personal opinion profiles of you guys and you better respect my opinions, exspecially you, Sano because you live here and I put you on here first so ha!"
The camera started shooting Sano's bedroom door. "Okay so here we are at the door! Isn't a pretty door? You better sayes or I shall put angry weasels in your house!" Shizumi whispered. Shizumi opened the door and peaked in. "Okay it appears it is safe because he is asleep." The door was opened all the way and the camera shooted around the room. "I don't think he'll pummel me if he actually wakes up I've been in here before. So anywho Sano is like my bestest best guy friend the whole wide world, even though I like to annoy him a lot, but maybe someday you'll understand why. As all you people that I know would know he had thsi giant sword-thingy that got cut in half. I have no clue how he carried the thing! I can't even lift half of it! Did you know it's fun to play with his hair, for me at least? What ever I do it's still perfectly spikey! Maybe that's why I have an obsession with spikey hair.... Hmmmm. I dunno. And also eats a lot, but I don't really care except for I go to pay off his gynormus tab for no reason!"

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"So what is there left to say.... hmmmm..... la na na na na na naaaaaaa!!!!! And that concludes our feature presentation!" said the Shizumi on the screen, "Now I'm going to go dance!" And the screen went blank.
"Oh, yeah I forgot it's not done!" Shizumi said, "Oh well, that's a job for another day! Who wants to DDR with me? I'm bored!"
"Me!" Misao shouted and they both ran away to get the dance mat.
Saito looked ready to torture, "So she pays off your tab."
"I don't love her!" Sano protested.
"If you don't love her then why are you making such a big deal about it," Saito said. Sano glared daggers at him. A few minutes later Misao and Shizumi had the dance mat and started setting up the game. They both started dancing to "I Do, I Do, I Do" by Creamy. There was a point where they both started singing, "I do, I do, I do oh I do love you so tell me the truth do you love me too. I do, I do, I do, oh I do love you so tell me is it true do you want me too." Shizumi won then she had an epithany!
"Let's have a DDR contest!" The girls said yes and Kenshin agreed to be polite, but the rest of the guys were like, no.
"OK then Aoshi you don't have to participate I'm sure have better things to do. And Saito I'm not including you cuz' gthe only thing you should do is arrest yourself!" Shizumi said.
"And why is that?"
"Because you inforce the law, but you break it too."
"Damn, there's no way out of this. I've been tricked by a baka neko!"
"It's just neko not baka!"